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My kind of living will

24 May 2005 Comments

I just found a template for a living will on a discussion board that included the following clause:

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer or wine, it should be presumed that I won’t ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

That’s what I’m talking about. Change ‘wine’ to ‘cider’, though. If I sit up and ask for wine, I think we can all assume I am deathly ill and you’re about to get your inheritance anyway, whether or not you pull the plug.

Tagged: Drinks & Drinking

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