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Hey you—with the keyboard—you’re weird
It’s been a while since I did this, so here we go: weird keywords that bring people to my blog.
things
And here I thought I use “stuff” when I want to be vague and inarticulate, but apparently not. FIVE people have found my blog searching for “things.“ I want to know what went through their heads when they typed that into the search box. “I heard you can find things on the internet… I wonder if that’s true?“ Other similarly useless single-word searches include “about”, “sometimes”, “website”, “people” (ha! poor person wanted to find people, and stumbled upon one of the most self-absorbed blogs around. Whoops), and “would.“
making guilts from ribbons
I advise starting with some good Catholic ribbons.
humidity profile in halt
Say what? I have this image of a dressage queen frantically trying to find out if the judges at E and B will mark her down for frizzy hair at the halt.
quilting why arent my blocks the same size
If you’re anything like me, it’s because you can’t sew a straight line.
how do you teach dressage????
That’s a secret told only to people who use six or seven question marks. By using less that that, you show you just aren’t serious enough about learning.
how to make quilt heavy
Baste some coins to the batting. The more coins you put in, the heavier it will be. On the weekends, you can use it as makeshift armor at Ye Localle Ren Faire.
h/j rider?
That is not a question. It’s an abbreviated adjective and a noun.
term in dressage for a half pass left
I believe that is called a… wait for it… “half pass left.“ (Now someone can tell me I’m an idiot and there’s some fancy name for it, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard of one.)
dressage horse won t halt
No problem. Claim you and the horse were inspired by Anky’s ride on Salinero in the Olympics and have decided halting is for the birdies.
houston traffic blog
There were a surprising number of variations on this. Ok, I get it: I’ll shut up about the traffic already.
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And, of course, the never-ending searches for “how to teach my horse to….“ People, find a trainer. If you try to learn how to teach a piaffe from the internet, the closest you are going to get is a horse that is pissed off.
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