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Note to Self

28 March 2005 Comments

Dear Self:

When you come in the back garden gate, you pass two entries and go in the third. Similarly, when you enter the front garden gate, you pass two entries and go in the third. This is because you live in the third block and there are only five in the entire building.

This means that when you’re entering your block and you can see two more entryways in front of you, everything is perfectly normal. Stop wondering if you’re going in the wrong entryway. You’re not. There are only five to choose from. You have to pass two… you have to see two in front of you… are you getting this yet? There are five of them. You. Are. In. The. Middle.

It’s been like this since October. No one has built any new blocks. No one has chopped any blocks off.

Your brain would appreciate it if you could pound this through your thick skull because, really, double checking the entryways every single time you come home is getting old.

Sincerely,

Common Sense

P.S. When you come in the main gate, this means your entry is the one between the two side paths. This has not changed either. Stop trying to go in the entry by the first side path. It’s not yours! It’s never been yours! Ever! You don’t even know anyone who lives in that block!

Tagged: 2004-2005 Year in Cambridge, Note to Self, United Kingdom, United Kingdom - England, United Kingdom - England - Cambridge

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