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December 2008
Oh Happy Day
I have my iBook back. You have no idea how happy that makes me. Sure, it’s years and years old and my PC is pretty spiffy and new, but my iBook is my iBook.
Among other things, it has my iTunes library and pictures on it, and the harddrive I thought I had all this backed up on turned out to be corrupted. Whoops. So I’ve been spending the whole summer mourning my missing data while I tried to find time to get the laptop dealt with.
The fact that it’s taken over six months to fix my iBook does not bode well for my chaps, as the zipper broke in one of those and needs to be fixed. Yikes. I need more time in my day.
In other good news: I had a lesson Thursday night that went about as perfectly as anyone could ask. Rogue was unbelievably soft and light, with amazing transitions (especially from the canter to the trot—holy guacamole!). The technique that really helped was to leg yield a step or two and then do the transition.
This is a technique that has worked for me before, but in that case the lesson focus had been on the leg yield itself and halting square; I never really thought about applying it to the other gaits. It works moving up a gait as well as down, although I am personally better at riding it in the down transitions.
And I think I have been talked into going to a schooling show next weekend. Actually, I know I have. My one and only goal: not to freak out. I could care less if I fall off; I keep thinking about how awful my show nerves were when I was a teen. I don’t really want to go through that again. Let’s hope I’ve gained some perspective about the relative importance of, say, tiny little schooling shows and Life.
Finally, but not least, the Blog Carnival is back! Lynda at Hoofbeats has us all organized for the new year. I’ll be hosting in January; you can see the full list here. Blog carnivals are a great way for readers to learn about new blogs, and if you have a blog, you should submit an entry here—they are fantastic for getting new readers!
Also, if you are interested in hosting one on your blog (again, great exposure, as well as lots of fun—you get to read the entries first!), contact Lynda. It’s very easy to do!
November 2008
There must be a lesson in there somewhere
I think I traumatized some small children this weekend.
You need a little backstory here. A week or so ago I went to pick up something, completely misjudged what I was doing, and jammed my middle finger into the wall. Since then, I’ve been splinting it and keeping it wrapped because otherwise I try to type with it, and typing hurts. I was using bright blue vet wrap. I love vet wrap. However, it is very… blue. Bright blue. I mentioned this was the middle finger, yes?
So my bandaged finger and I went to San Antonio for the weekend, where I met up with a friend. We went to the Alamo. We were walking along. The Alamo needs to hire better contractors, because a recently-replaced paving stone was not level with the others. I stepped on it just wrong and rolled my ankle badly.
So there I am, hopping on one foot, waving my bright-blue middle finger in the air, and trying very hard not to swear while a group of horrified children watched me.
I decided to stop doing an angry bird impression and walk away like a civilized adult, but two steps later I realize that while I may have rolled my ankle, I also torqued my knee, and that hurt a whole lot more than my ankle. I almost fall down again. More angry bird impersonations, this time with feeling. The poor kids looked scared. I feel bad, but at the time I was trying not to fall on the ground or pass out. On account of my dignity which, in retrospect, was probably hiding in a nearby bar and denying any association with me.
Later that evening, I tried to walk through a door. I don’t mean I tried to open a locked door; I tried to walk through it, like it wasn’t even there.
I knew a horse who used to do things like this. I nicknamed him the Walking Vet Bill. I have jokingly referred to myself in the past as a Walking ER Bill, but I think I’m going to have to reevaluate the “jokingly” part.
At least I was able to ride today, for the first time in weeks. Interestingly, while shifting gears in my car hurts, posting trot does not. I wonder if I could justify riding a horse to work.
I crack myself up
I haven’t been posting because I’ve been dying of some strange virus. I’m probably better now, which is a relief, because dying isn’t any fun. On the other hand, strange ideas occur when you’re feverish. Check out the 404 page to a new project I’m working on:
Page Not Found
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“So do I,” said Gandalf, ‘and so do all who live to see such pages. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the pages that are given to us.”
Like Bilbo when he puts on the One Ring, it appears the page you wanted could not be found. Buck up, Frodo. There are other pages for you to find; it’s only a bad link. It’s not like we’re asking you to march into Mordor with one companion and a guide who wants to kill you and steal your treasure. Good grief. We aren’t like Gandalf.
Look around: there are links for you to follow, and they all lead somewhere much less perilous than the fires of Mt. Doom.
Jousting and other Ren Fair type things
I spent part of the day, at least, as the Texas Renaissance Fair or Festival or whatever they’re calling it. It was amusing. Apparently it was a Greek or Roman themed weekend, although the number of people in togas were sadly outnumbered by the number of people in Star Wars costumes I saw. I am a little confused by the presence of Star Wars costumes at a Ren Fair, but hey, if someone wants to slap on Stormtroooper armor and march around in 75 degree heat, go for it.
The shopping was interesting. I was actually planning to buy gifts for a couple people that I know go for typical fair fare: candles, wood work, leather work, pottery, etc. I didn’t see anything I couldn’t find cheaper online, though, and the one time I was in a shop contemplating a purchase, the shopkeeper came over to tell me about how this was the biggest festival in the whole world, or maybe she said the U.S. I don’t remember. At any rate, it’s bigger than California’s fair. Take that, California! And it rakes in millions of dollars. And then she proceeded to tell me that she only ever sold the item I was looking at at this fair, no where else. Well, that explained the price on the item, clearly. Not only was it priced exorbitantly because it was at the fair, but she must have tacked on more for being exclusive to this fair. You’d think shopkeepers would save their gloating until after the purchase was made. I declined to buy and went off looking for somewhere else to spend my money.
I did eventually find a gift for the last person on earth I ever expected to find a fair-style gift for. And it was even reasonably priced, or at least didn’t make me wince when I paid for it. I guess this means I’ve officially begun Christmas shopping.
But possibly the most amusing part of the day was the joust. It was… hilarious, actually.
See, my family lived in England for a while when my brothers and I were just at that age where fair style things were the best ever. And England can put on fair style things like no one else can, and they have lots of them going on. At real castles. With real dungeons. And we used to watch the jousting exhibitions, because I liked the horses and my brothers liked the fighting.
You can see where I might have had some high expectations, right?
Yeaaaaaaah. Yeah. Erm. It was, you know, moderately entertaining, in the way staged entertainment can be.
And there was no question it was staged. I’m all for safety and don’t even mind choreography, because fairs should be fun and not Kiddy’s First Lessson in Spinal Cord Injuries, but when one of the riders shifts his lance out of the way three strides before impact and turns the shield so the other rider can oh-so-carefully aim and smack it… there’s such a thing as being too obvious.
Even better were the falls. The jouster gets hit… canters for two strides in a perfectly balanced position, tosses his lance away, and does a flying dismount. Even the ten year old kid in front of me was pestering his father, wanting to know why the rider had jumped off his horse instead of continuing the joust.
The warm-up games were more impressive, actually. One of them involved the jousters trying to catch an upheld ring on their lance, like this:
Then they graduated to throwing the rings up in the air. Hey, I was impressed.
Sorry, that’s the only picture I have—apparently, I have awful timing when it comes to taking action shots, and my camera was too low on battery to try taking video and abstracting photos later.
The one good thing about the jousts was that they were relatively short; they weren’t running the horses into the ground for peoples’ amusement, which was especially nice since they do several shows a day (maybe… I think one rider, at least, changed horses between shows, but I can’t be sure since they were all covered in curtain thingies).
All in all, not a bad way to spend a sunny, fair weather day.
And on the way out, I passed some random lady riding around on a Friesian. The horse gets major props for practically falling asleep while a family tried to get up the courage to pat him. The horse was a whole lot less intimated by the fair than people were by him.
Why is it…
That I can never just vacuum?
I started out vacuuming, but as I passed the bookshelves I noticed they were a little, um, neglected. They got dusted—and not just dusted. Books were moved. They were dusted.
Then I went back to vacuuming, and got as far as the sideboard. That poor thing had turned into a giant junk drawer. It still is a giant junk drawer, but it’s now the most organized junk drawer in the universe.
Of course, I had to do something with all the papers I’d been stacking on it “to file later.” My filing cabinet is now also organized within an inch of its life, which was no small feat considering that when I moved, I tossed every paper I owned into the cabinet. They hadn’t been sorted out since.
Back to vacuuming… until I realized I’d moved a kitchen chair right under the ceiling fan, which was ideal for, yup, dusting the ceiling fan. And if the ceiling fan was being dusted, the bedroom fan might as well get dusted, right?
Back to vacuuming… and on it went. For hours. The apartment is the cleanest it’s been since I moved in. My cats are now freaked out—Onyx because I found about 6,000 toys for her to play with, and Pookie because I only ever clean this much when I’m going on a trip.
I suppose it was inevitable. The past couple weeks have been so busy I just couldn’t keep up with everything, so I was going to have to clean this weekend anyway before the clutter drove me insane. Now I can do something fun. Hm. Now I have to come up with something fun to do.