Seriously, you need to fire someone
To: Honda
Re: Your “rebirth” commercial
Message: Are you fucking kidding me?
From: A concerned viewer who is still feeling the heebie-jeebies after watching a snake peel off its skin and a bajillion itty bitty spiders that will one day grow into huge-ass spiders cascade down my TV screen and NO, the sight of a butterfly did not help your case here, because after a million spiders there’s really not a whole lot you can do to save yourself. What made you think this was going to help you sell your product anyway?
Spiders, for the love of Bob.
SPIDERS!
Now I’ll have the heebie-jeebies when I see your product name.
Well done.
