PurpleZephyrUnicorn Joins an Online Forum
You know PurpleZephyrUnicorn: more charming
than anyone—just look at her exclamation marks.
And full of wit and wisdom beyond her years, to judge
by her high post count. Who can beat her rate—
more than 172 a day? And not, mind you, posts
in plain text with default fonts, as we are used to,
but in more colors than the rainbow, centered, in italics.
Have you noticed how she sprinkles in smilies
so we’re sure to get the mood? Only read them once—
and suddenly PurpleZephyrUnicorn’s post count
turns trollish. Oh, she’s happier than she’s ever been
while she presents her pomes to us, but I swear I yawn
more often than she changes special effects.
Martial